December 2010
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Ever make this face while having orgasm/busting a...
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Anonymous asked: dick.
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There are two types of greetings:
Friends:
Best friends:
Deadass!
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I used to give a, fuck, now I could give a fuckless
What do I think of success?...
– I’m Back by Eminem
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yankeegirl4evr asked: Sorry I didn't get back to you about Crawford!! Oops that ones gone! I wasn't so into the Yanks getting him, but I really didn't want the Sox to get him. Oh well. He's not my favorite player anyway. Who do you think we should go after for the rotation? They keep saying Grienke, but he's a wildcard. I really don't know who else there is! This offseason has not be fun!...
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Ever blew out your nose and farted at the same time? How about sneezing and farting at the same time?
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Classic.
When your friends mention something bad while your...
or when you’re on the train and you’re looking at people on the platform while the train is moving.
jeh-knee-fur:
I spent the evening with this little one Mya and she had me dying. It’s crazy how fast she’s growing up “/
She was the best thing about waking up hungover at your place. Playing around with her and watching her hump the crib was worth the nauseating feeling.
Don’t take them off, just pull the panties to the side. Such a cold world, let me get the warmth between your thighs.
scream-scene:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
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Prioritize life in case I do not live long, & finally find some time to sit...
– Vanity by Blu